The Basics:
Hobbies: Kicking man ass at Pool and Blackjack (guys hate to lose to a girl I've found)
Favorite Movies: One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Sling Blade, High Fidelity, Pulp Fiction, Natural Born Killers (best love story), Very Bad Things, Clock Work Orange....the list goes on and on...I am a movie buff.
Favorite Music: Well, I do like me some Shania and Clarkson...No really I'm a rock chic. My favorite era was the 90's rock and alternative. To venture beyond the obvious, I like Van Morrison "Into the Mystic" while drinking a glass of wine and contiplating life.
Favorite Drink: Speaking of wine! I am a wine buff, and no, I'm not the snooty pinky up wine drinker. If it's not Pinot Noir in my glass it may be a beer or whiskey and seven (but I do like to stay away from the booze, makes me all crazy like).
Favorite Celebrity: Based on hottness...Megan Fox hands down! Angelina Johlie, Scarlett Johanson, Catherine Zeta Jones and for good measure..Jared Leto.
Skills: I am told I have many ;)..... the random ones: I can juggle, do a few crazy Yoga moves, hold my alcohol like a gentlemen, shuffle poker chips (makes me look like I know what I'm doing), move my eyes independantly, and swing dance.
Some how we managed to get pretty buzzed ten minutes into the pary bus ride to NIN, no wonder I ended up at the strip club that night....
How they get us to "volunteer" at public events: FREE BEER!!
There's a 53-year-old woman in Arlington, Virginia who holds the Guinness World Record for LARGEST NATURAL BREASTS. They're a size 102-TRIPLE Z . . . they measure 70 inches around . . . each one weighs 42 pounds . . . and she has more than three-and-a-half feet of cleavage. Naturally, she's done porno . . . her porno name is Norma Stitz
