WACKY-BUT-TRUE: MAN ARRESTED FOR ASSAULT WITH BURRITO _ Erik Brown, a Tampa, Florida. resident, has been charged with assault for hitting a 16-year-old boy. The 16-year-old was reportedly arguing with his mother and that’s when Brown flung a Taco Bell burrito at his face. The boy wasn’t injured, but did have burrito cheese, sauce, and meat all over his face.